In my swimming classes I often get the children to play a game where they have to imitate something you find in the water and the others have to guess what it is. We’ve had loads of jelly fish, mermaids, dolphins, an island, sand, stones and various other things. The other day one little girl was wriggling along in a way that could have been interpreted as almost any of the things above. We guessed and guessed but no one could get it. In the end we gave up and she said

“I am the water.”

She was being the actual water itself.

Genius.